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Weird Laws in the world
America
In Ohio the following laws exist:
· if you ignore an orator on Decoration Day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speakers stand, you can be fined $25.
· it is illegal to get a fish drunk.
· it is illegal to hunt for whales on Sunday. [...]
Pabrik Roti ape
Umar lagi asik-asiknye nonton bola depan tipi, tau-tau bininye nyelonong:
“Bang, lampu teras putus, tolong gantiin ame yang baru dong!”
“Masang lampu ?!!!, lu kire gue PLN apah…!!!” saut Umar enteng.
“Ya udeh kalo kaga mau, benerin aje keran kamar mandi,
itu tuh aernya ampe luber-luber”
“Benerin keran ?!!!, lu kire gue PAM kali…!!!”
“Ya udeh, kalo lu pegi beli rokok [...]
Mother Inlaw
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door [...]
